Rapper's Delight? But Rapper's Aren't White. Right?

Listen, I'll be completely honest...I know marbles about rapping and freestyling, but I do know a thing or two about making sense...sometimes.

My only question is WWBD (What Would Biggie Do?)

He'd shot a motherfucker, that's what he'd do...

OK, you caught me. I'm fuckin' nerdy. But so is Asher Roth. And I'm not the one rapping.


I think, no I'M POSITIVE a retarded baby with spina bifida can freestyle better than Asher Douche.

CAUTION: This next one will make you want to lick a hooker's snatch.



YOUNG!

All the way from where, asshole? The land where rappers write rhymes the night before on their blackberry, then "freestyle" on Hot 97? Or that TV show on The N where you play a paraplegic high school basketball player? (It's called Degrassi, people. And yes, I watch it, along with iCarly and Wizards of Waverly Place).

Blackberry freestyling aside, this song is my shit. Bananas.



With all that said, I have nothing else to say except...well...titties.

and

since I'm "hatin'," I guess I should freestyle myself. Somebody provide my some "tight-ass" beats "yo," and I will "blow the roof off dis motherfucker. Young"

To be posted soon...